The blitz had been underway all week, and was turning out be a genuine coup. In addition to today’s thing on Good Morning America, on-air appearances were slated for Fox & Friends, Opie & Anthony, along with segments to be pre-taped for Access Hollywood and, hopefully, Ellen. And, according to a text Belt received just minutes ago, Piers Morgan Tonight was also a maybe. Everyone—the media, the curious public—wanted to speak with Randy, to interrogate him, to be seen with him, to bask in the opportunity of an otherworldly presence. But ever since Randy’s arrival in New York, things had not been going well.
